headcanon barrage

Headcannons you say

-Aziel makes the best coffee and tea from the whole mansion and his master couldn't help but keep choosing him for the job
- When he was young Aziel got curious and lick a frozen pole, and realize his tongue could stretch a lot (he went back to work but didn't work out how to free his tongue till someone else do it)

nocme is a beanbag master, and can do all kinds of SICK TRIX. she may have been trained for the hunt, but she most definitely excelled in the art of the beanbag.

dont ever ask me to headcanon anything

Crank got trampled by triglyceride one time
and took a week to wash the smell off

(and headcannon for Nocme is accepted, with Dace stealing the beanbag)

Nocme could sleep for 12 hours straight and still want more. The comfier the better.

Laven smells like the the essence of everything beautiful and lovely. Just...SO GOOD...subtle and not overbearing but just overwhelmingly pleasing.

(Laven confirmed Disney Princess)

Crank can't taste cherry, and it makes him really mad when people offer him a cherry coke when it's CLEARLY a regular coke just to mess with him.

Laven is a disney princess because he is always good with animals
They always approach him begging for food

Having Canine vision means Ketchup and Mustered both look like very similar shades of yellow.
This causes Ceberas a great struggle when trying to top off her hotdog as she likes mustard but not ketchup. When the condiments are not labeled it is a great source of irritation.

Doki has a poorly drawn picture of Kol tucked under his pillow. He pulls it out before he goes to bed and blushes intensely over his crush.

(Also: I am a horrible person :"D)

So far Menel has burnt through 10 pots in an effort to make coffee for Laven

(That's not headcanon that's 100% fact lol)

Nocme always wanted a pony as a child but the first time she met a horse it bit her so now she hates them.

(100% cannon, Menel has been officially banned from cooking forever. He's only allowed to wash dishes in the kitchen. NOTHING ELSE.)

Noticing Menel's interest in the smell of his hair and just the swordsman's general love of it has encouraged Laven to take better care of it. Including changing his shampoos and adding subtle scents to it to see if Menel notices.

(He totally does and always comments on it)

menel's carpet is slightly closer to strawberry blonde compared to the drapes

;o

(i can't believe i'm the first one being suggestive)

Clayton one time fought a door in his rage

the door won

*SPITS EVERYWHERE*
I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THE DRAPES WOULD MATCH THE CARPET IF THE CARPET WAS THERE. >///>
*LAUGHS*

Nocme has a huge sweet tooth that she would never admit that she has. When Dace has pushed her one bit to far he brings her candies in the hopes that he can get back on her good side.

(Now I need to start thinking of suggestive ones because DAMN)

I played clay in a pathfinder game once and I actually did fight a door and the door did actually win

but the hinges didn't




so i had a pet door for the rest of the session
ANYWAY
aziel's favorite tea is probably earl grey and he probably demands it needs to be steeped EXACTLY seven minutes and if ur a second off it's RUINED

Some people have odd sleeping habits.

Doki sleeps with his ass sticking up straight into the air.

(You can laugh if you want, but some people really do do this :"D)

Menel like Lavender scented bubble bath

:3

Ceberas likes to have her tummy rubbed but it makes her left leg kick so she pretends she doesn't like it at all.

(also omg Maru lol)

Only if it's real LAVENDER extract ;3

Laven often admires Rev's tattoos, and once as a teen almost got one himself, he will never say what it was or where... I imagine it was probably something embarrassing on his hip.